Monday, February 05, 2007

This Chick is Spaced, yo.


Lisa Marie Nowak, Astronaut, drove all night from Houston to Orlando,. She wore diapers so she would not have to stop. Her plan was to kidnap her rival for the affections of another Astronaut. She was caught at Orlando International Airport wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB gun, rubber tubing and plastic bags. Once U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman arrived, Nowak followed her to the airport's Blue Lot for long-term parking, tried to get into Shipman's car and doused her with pepper spray.

Please read this story while humming America The Beautiful.

Link

20 Comments:

Anonymous stu said...

I prefer "God Bless America," but I think the effect is similar.

On another note, I would rather be doused in pepper spray than be at a point where I would willingly shit my pants for 900 miles. My theory is that she probably is just suffering from an alien brain parasite, which can only be destroyed by shooting her severed head into the center of the sun. Of course, her body may go on living, so that will have to be shot in the opposite direction, just to make sure the two parts never ever put themselves back together again.

Space zombies, man.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll never be able to ride Mission:SPACE again without chuckling.

1:48 PM  
Blogger cookiewonton said...

I don't care how bad I'd wanna kill somebody, I'd stop to take a piss.

7:26 PM  
Anonymous loan motorcycle said...

When you're buying a motorcycle you need to know about bikes, but you also need to know about how to buy a bike, and that has nothing to do with engines and manufacturing. One important detail where a lot of people that purchase motorcycles go wrong is getting the right loan.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Stuart said...

You know what makes me want to drive 900 miles to threaten someone - lack of updates. The flaming diaper on your doorstep will most likely be filled with my crap.

1:39 PM  
Blogger dgdgdf said...

http://www.bootboots.com
http://www.salelouboutin.com
http://www.buylouboutin.com
http://www.bestlouisvuitton.com
http://www.sale-mbt.com
http://www.discount-christianlouboutin.com
Velours Scrunch Boots Miss Clichy 140 boots Robot 120 ankle boots Black Suede/ Leather Lace Up Ankle boots Tina Suede Black Platform Boots Circus Cutout Suede Ankle Boots Deva 120 suede fringed Boots Sigourney Metallc Ankle Boots Miss Dark Brown Miss Suede Black

10:10 PM  
Blogger dgdgdf said...

Arielle A Talon ankle Boots Ariella Clou Silver Studded Boots Alta Arielle A Talon Python Short Boots Robot 120 ankle boots Gold babel shoe boots Brown Trottinette 140 ankle boots Brown Trottinette 140 ankle boots Mouse suede Forever Tina boots Purple fringed suede C'est Moi boots Black C'est Moi boots Pink Charme 100 suede ankle boots Leopard suede boots Christian Louboutin Tuba Tall Boot Fifre Suede Ankle Boot black lace ankle boots Black Lace-Up Boots black fold-over boots black leather knee-high boots peep-toe bootie

10:10 PM  
Blogger dgdgdf said...

Christian Louboutin Astraqueen shoe boots platform lace-up bootie Christian Louboutin Suede Black Ankle boots supra fifre 120 thigh-high boots Christian Louboutin Alta Ariella Talon Leopard Boots Christian Louboutin OTK PlatformAfrica grey suede Boot Christian Louboutin Alta Ariella Talon Leopard Ankle Boots Christian Louboutin black leather ankle boots Christian Louboutin dark red leather ankle boots Manolo Blahnik Something Blue Satin Pump Manolo Blahnik Something Black Satin Pump Black patent leather sandals

Black patent leather sandals
Black sandals with Phnom Penh
Dark blue satin pumps

10:11 PM  
Blogger dgdgdf said...

Jimmy Choo Black leather sandals
Jimmy Choo Black patent leather pumps

Jimmy Choo Black patent leather sandals
Jimmy Choo Gold Pumps
Jimmy Choo Pierced black leather sandals
Jimmy Choo Platform Purple Sandals
Jimmy Choo Platform Sandal

Jimmy Choo Platform Thirsty Blue Sandals
Jimmy Choo Platform Yellow Sandals
Jimmy Choo Satin Sandal
Jimmy Choo Snake Sandals
Jimmy Choo White leather Sandals

10:11 PM  
Blogger dgdgdf said...

Silver patent leather high-heeled sandals
cow leather pump with stone emboss light purple cracking leather sandal purple patent leather shoes with black heel Yves Saint Laurent White Pumps Yves Saint Laurent Ankle Strap Sandal Yves Saint Laurent black patent leather Yves Saint Laurent black sheep leather pump Yves Saint Laurent bright grey patent leather Yves Saint Laurent Cage Platform Sandal Yves Saint Laurent grey leopord suede Yves Saint Laurent Grey suede Yves Saint Laurent light gold cracking leather sandal Yves Saint Laurent light red suede pump Yves Saint Laurent red patent leather sandal Yves Saint Laurent red suede

10:11 PM  
Blogger trustme said...

This is really a nice blog, I appreciate you for telling us so nice things, thank you!By the way, if you like nike tn you can come here to choose! We have a lot of
nike tn,tn chaussures,
nike tn requin chaussures,nike air max tn chaussures.
If you want to find the shoes according to the sorts, then here you can have the informations, we classied the shoes in
nike presto,
nike dunk mid,
nike tn 8,
Basket nike air presto.
At the same time, the vibram also offer you in our store.
You also can choose the most fashionable sunglasses here, it really can make you different from other people. We have
sunglasses,designer sunglasses,
wholesale sunglasses,sunglasses discount in USA.
They includ men's sunglasses,women's sunglasses.
So many fashion brands are for you,like Ray Ban Sunglasses,
LV Sunglasses,
Mont Blanc Sunglasses,
Police Sunglasses,
Versace Sunglasses,
Prada Sunglasses and so on.

10:39 PM  
Blogger 2010 Wedding Dresses said...

thanks for your sharing! great helpful!!!Thank you
Louboutin Shoes 
Christian Louboutin Shoes
Christian Louboutin Pumps 
louboutin
Christian Louboutin Boots 
Christian Louboutin Pumps
Christian Louboutin Heels 
Christian Louboutin Sandal
Pigalle Christian Louboutin 
christian louboutin studded bow
halter neck wedding dresses
louboutin pink bow studded heels
christian louboutin fur boots
loubitan studded bow peep
christian louboutin studded bow peep-toes
christian louboutin studded heels with bow
christian louboutin white shoes with bow
Wedding Dress Shops
vintage wedding dresses 
wedding dresses
cheap mobile phone
Wedding Dress Shops
Wedding Dresses 2011
Wedding Dress Shops
Off the Shoulder Wedding Dresses
bridal jackets
wedding jackets for the bride
loubitan studded bow peep
bridal jackets
wedding jackets for the bride
halter neck wedding dresses

10:40 PM  
Blogger chenlina said...

chenlina20150605
coach factory online
chanel outlet
oakley sunglasses wholesale
hollister clothing
ray ban sunglasses
kobe bryant shoes
gucci handbags
michael kors handbags
abercrombie kids
true religion outlet
oakley sunglass
ray ban sunglasses outlet
air max 90
coach outlet
ray ban sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
louis vuitton
louis vuitton handbags
www.louisvuitton.com
kids lebron shoes
replica rolex watches
michael kors outlet
polo outlet
oakley sunglasses
p90x
ralph lauren outlet
toms outlet
mont blanc pens
louis vuitton outlet
aviator sunglasses
tory burch flats
louis vuitton
cheap jerseys
gucci shoes
adidas wings
michael kors outlet
cheap jordans
concords 11
coach outlet store online
cheap ray bans

10:56 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

ninest123 09.14
louis vuitton, michael kors, longchamp outlet, louis vuitton outlet, michael kors outlet, prada handbags, ugg boots, ugg boots, burberry, tory burch outlet, michael kors outlet, burberry outlet online, nike free, nike air max, longchamp outlet, christian louboutin outlet, oakley sunglasses, michael kors outlet, uggs on sale, replica watches, ugg boots, prada outlet, longchamp, louis vuitton outlet, gucci outlet, louis vuitton, nike outlet, michael kors outlet, nike air max, tiffany and co, oakley sunglasses, oakley sunglasses, ray ban sunglasses, replica watches, michael kors outlet, tiffany jewelry, polo ralph lauren outlet, louboutin shoes, louis vuitton, jordan shoes, louboutin outlet, ray ban sunglasses, ugg boots, louboutin, polo ralph lauren outlet

5:40 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

louboutin pas cher, true religion outlet, coach outlet, coach outlet, true religion jeans, kate spade outlet, vanessa bruno, timberland, michael kors, kate spade handbags, ray ban pas cher, air force, nike blazer, lacoste pas cher, longchamp pas cher, michael kors, ray ban uk, nike free, coach factory outlet, michael kors, air jordan pas cher, hermes, burberry, north face, ralph lauren pas cher, coach purses, tn pas cher, true religion jeans, hollister, true religion jeans, oakley pas cher, air max, chanel handbags, nike roshe run, new balance pas cher, nike air max, lululemon, hollister pas cher, sac longchamp, vans pas cher, michael kors, converse pas cher, sac guess, north face, hogan

5:40 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

chi flat iron, nfl jerseys, north face outlet, abercrombie and fitch, mac cosmetics, north face outlet, herve leger, ralph lauren uk, bottega veneta, soccer jerseys, jimmy choo shoes, asics running shoes, beats by dre, mulberry, ghd, celine handbags, nike roshe, insanity workout, instyler, baseball bats, p90x workout, wedding dresses, vans shoes, nike roshe, lululemon, hollister, nike air max, longchamp, nike huarache, nike air max, giuseppe zanotti, babyliss, valentino shoes, nike free run uk, reebok shoes, ferragamo shoes, abercrombie and fitch, birkin bag, mcm handbags, nike air max, hollister, new balance, soccer shoes, mont blanc, nike trainers

5:40 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

pandora charms, coach outlet, louis vuitton, converse, lancel, ugg boots uk, links of london, karen millen, toms shoes, swarovski crystal, juicy couture outlet, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, nike air max, converse outlet, wedding dresses, michael kors outlet, michael kors outlet online, hollister, louis vuitton, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, pandora charms, replica watches, oakley, pandora jewelry, gucci, swarovski, bottes ugg, marc jacobs, pandora jewelry, louboutin, supra shoes, timberland boots, montre pas cher, louis vuitton, thomas sabo, juicy couture outlet, vans, ugg pas cher, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, doke gabbana outlet, michael kors handbags, ray ban, sac louis vuitton pas cher, hollister, iphone 6 cases
ninest123 09.14

5:40 PM  
Blogger Minko Chen said...

mulberry uk
ray ban sunglasses
tods shoes
celine outlet
michael kors outlet sale
hollister uk
moncler outlet store
kobe shoes
michael kors outlet
fitflop sale
michael kors online outlet
lululemon pants
nike air huarache
ferragamo shoes
tiffany and co
karen millen uk
nike free uk
canada goose outlet
salomon shoes
1202minko

7:43 PM  
Blogger Liu Liu said...

As promised, Nike Roshe Run Cleveland Browns running back Isaiah Crowell donated his first game paycheck to the Dallas Nike Air Max 2015 Shoes Fallen Officer Foundation as penance for posting a wholesale nfl jerseys “disturbing nfl jerseys store and unacceptable” drawing on Instagram of Nike Free Run a hooded NFL Jerseys man slashing a handcuffed and cheap nfl jerseys kneeling police officer’s throat in Nike Air Max 90 July.

1:07 AM  
Blogger dong dong23 said...

ugg boots
coach factory outlet
toms shoes
uggs outlet
pandora jewelry
canada goose
hollister clothing
hermes bags
ralph lauren
burberry outlet
201612.22wengdongdong

12:14 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

Music Blog Top Sites